Evacuation Routes 2.0 - Safety Second, Fun First

Warning: This is not a real emergency. Or is it?

Our expert team of highly trained, slightly-caffeinated professionals has mapped out the most fun evacuation routes in the city. Because, let's be real, you're not going to listen to the fire alarms and exit the building in an orderly fashion. You're going to take the scenic route.

Route 1: The Rooftop Ruckus

1. Take a thrilling leap of faith off the top floor
2. Or just take the stairs, we won't judge

Route 2: The Hidden Passage

1. Find your way through the ventilation shafts
2. Or just pretend you're in a real-life video game

Route 3: The Reverse Direction

1. Head towards the danger zone
2. No, wait, just head the other way

Who needs routes, anyway?