Evading Questions: The Ultimate Art

By carefully avoiding the question, one achieves the perfect paradox. A paradox of perfect non-responsiveness.

• Pretending to Listen – A delicate art, requiring great skill and no attention.
• Deflecting the Blame – A time-tested tactic, perfect for the lazy and the guilty.
• Avoiding the Topic – Where the art of sidetracking is taken to its most extreme limits.
• Feigning Interest – When a nod and a smile will do.
• Redirecting the Attention – Where the art of misdirection is taken to its most creative heights.
• Evading the Question but Not Really – A subtle art, where the line between truth and fiction is blurred.