The Evidence of Lost Property

It's a travesty! A travesty, I tell ya! Our prized possession, the Golden Sock, has gone missing!

Witnesses report seeing it last seen near the couch, but our top investigator, Agent P. Bottomsworth, says it's just a wild goose chase.

Latest Developments:

• Search party assembled, consisting of Agent P. Bottomsworth, a team of highly trained and highly caffeinated searchers.
• Found a suspicious sock puppet in the vicinity, but it turns out to be just a sock puppet from the 90s.

Stay tuned for further updates!