Our top-secret plan for global domination involves replacing all world leaders with highly trained, ninja-like clones of ourselves.
These clones will be programmed to make decisions based on our vast collection of cat videos and the latest memes.
Learn More About Our Robot UprisingWe're working on a time machine that can travel back to the 80s, but only to attend the most iconic fashion shows and music festivals of the decade.
Think of the cultural insights we'll gain!
Read about our paradoxical adventures in culinary historyWe've developed a machine that can turn thoughts into coffee, because who needs human brains when you have caffeine?
It's currently in testing, but our team of highly caffeinated engineers assures us it's a game-changer.
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