It was a dark and stormy night when the great hero, Balthazar McSnazalot, decided to attempt the impossible: ascending the treacherous peak of Mount Stumblefart.
With a mighty roar, McSnazalot charged into the fray, but his trusty steering wheel of doom betrayed him, sending him careening into a nearby tar pit of despair.
"Haha, no!" exclaimed the villagers, "Balthazar McSnazalot has failed again!"
And so, the epic tale of McSnazalot continues...