The Unmitigated Crisis of the 21st Century

It's a travesty, a calamity, a catastrophe! Every time you turn around, the toilet paper roll is running out! It's like the apocalypse in there.

We're not sure what's causing this phenomenon, but we're on the case! We've got experts, we've got research, and we've got toilet paper.

But until we get to the bottom of this mystery, we're left with a world where the toilet paper roll is perpetually empty, the sink is perpetually clogged, and the stink is perpetually pungent.

Theories:

Read on for possible solutions...