Welcome, weary pizza enthusiast, to our esteemed services. Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of last night's anchovy-fueled nightmares?
Our expert team of pizza whisperers will guide you through our proprietary Anchovy Removal Program, a comprehensive, three-step process designed to exorcise the anchovy demons that plague your psyche.
Step 1: The Anchovy Audit - A thorough investigation into the root causes of your anchovy-related distress.
Step 2: The Anchovy Extraction - Our highly trained pizza recovery specialists will carefully remove the offending anchovies from your pizza, ensuring a peaceful and anchovy-free existence.
Step 3: The Anchovy Aftercare - A follow-up session to ensure you're fully adjusted to life without the stinging presence of anchovies.