Our Utterly Enthusiastic Procrastination Strategies

The Exceptional Exceptional Procrastinator's Guide

Step 1: Create an elaborate To-Do list, then promptly forget what it's for.

Step 2: Develop a intricate justification for why you can't possibly do it right now.

Justify your exceptions

Exceptional Exceptions of the Most Exceptional:

• Exceptional Exception of the Sock Puppet
• Exceptional Exception of the Sudden Case of Burnt Pizza
• Exceptional Exception of the Squanderous Squirrel