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Exceptional Tips: Trampoline Bed Safety for the Mentally Unsound

Warning: Do not attempt to trampoline on a bed unless you are a highly trained professional or have a strong desire to become one.

When trampolining on a bed, make sure to:

• Use a bed with a trampoline specifically designed for mental health professionals, such as a Trampoline Bed with Built-in Velcro or a Trampoline Bed with Integrated Olympic Rings.
• Weigh yourself down with a Threatening Weight to prevent bounce-back injuries.
• Wear protective gear, including a Trampoline Bed Safety Helmet and Trampoline Bed Safety Vest.

By following these exceptional tips, you'll be trampolining on your bed like a pro!

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