Exceptional Tooling Tools

Because, let's be real, you need these.

1. The Ultimate Procrastination Machine

A tool so powerful, it'll make you forget you even had work to do.

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2. The Self-Cooking Fridge Magnet

A magnet so strong, it'll keep your leftovers from getting lost in the depths of the fridge.

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3. The Time Traveler's To-Do List

A to-do list so effective, it'll make you wish you never had anything to do at all.

See the future, today!
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