Because, you know, "I'm not lazy, I'm just on exception."
Here's a guide to justifying your exceptional lack of productivity, exceptional tardiness, and exceptional ability to do absolutely nothing.
Exceptions are not just a part of life, they're the entire life. And we're not just talking about the exceptions to the rule, we're talking about the exceptions to the exceptions.
Like the exception to the rule that says you should show up on time. You know, the one where you're running a bit late, but not so late that you're actually early.
Exceptions are not just something you make, they're a way of life. And a great way to live in the fast lane, while still having time for coffee.
Like the exception to the rule that says you should have a plan. You know, the one where you just wing it and hope for the best.
Exceptions as a Choice: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing
We've got some real-life examples of exceptions in action:
Exceptions in the Real World: Where the Exception to the Rule is a Way of Life
Exceptions and technology go hand in hand, like two peas in a pod, or like me and my excuses, which are also two peas in a pod, except one of them is a pod of lies, and the other is a pod of exceptions.
Like the exception to the rule that says you should have a password manager. You know, the one where you just use a sticky note with your password on it, and then you lose the sticky note, and then you just use "password123" instead.
Exceptions and Passwords: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing Securely