Snoozing is an art form, folks. It requires dedication, focus, and a willingness to forgo productivity for the sake of pure, unadulterated relaxation.
Here's a step-by-step guide to standardized snoozing:
- Step 1: Find a comfortable surface to plop yourself onto
- Step 2: Remove all distractions (phones, laptops, etc.)
- Step 3: Set a timer for an arbitrary amount of time (bonus points if you can get to 2 hours)
- Step 4: Close your eyes and pretend to be asleep (even if you're not, technically)
- Step 5: Repeat, ad nauseam
And that's it! Congratulations, you're now a certified master of standardized snoozing.