Standardized Snoozing

A comprehensive guide to doing absolutely nothing, efficiently.

Snoozing is an art form, folks. It requires dedication, focus, and a willingness to forgo productivity for the sake of pure, unadulterated relaxation.

Here's a step-by-step guide to standardized snoozing:

  1. Step 1: Find a comfortable surface to plop yourself onto
  2. Step 2: Remove all distractions (phones, laptops, etc.)
  3. Step 3: Set a timer for an arbitrary amount of time (bonus points if you can get to 2 hours)
  4. Step 4: Close your eyes and pretend to be asleep (even if you're not, technically)
  5. Step 5: Repeat, ad nauseam

And that's it! Congratulations, you're now a certified master of standardized snoozing.