Standardized Snoozing: The Art of Defensive Slumbering

Are you tired of feeling alert and awake? Do you find yourself struggling to justify the existence of an alarm clock? Welcome to standardized snoozing, where the boundaries of slumber are pushed to their limits!

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Warning: May cause excessive slumber, spontaneous dozing, or irreversible sleep deprivation. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage.

(Not that we're worried about that, though.)