Exceptions

When you finally get around to doing something, the universe decides to be extra difficult. Like, literally everything you touch turns to dust. Or it's just your day, man.

Here are some exceptions:

• Your coffee spills all over your shirt because you're not even a functioning adult
• Your cat decides to 'reorganize' your desk drawers, so you can't find anything
• The internet is down, but your cat is online

You know what they say: "if you're not a morning person, you're not a person at all."

Or maybe just take a deep breath and remember: your life is a rom-com waiting to happen.

It wasn't me, it was the universe. Or maybe just your cat.