Causes of the Great Ink Stain Incident
It's a little-known fact that our beloved printer, "Binky", had a secret love for bright colors. In fact, Binky was known to have a stash of highlighter pens hidden away in the supply closet, just for him.
But, as with all great powers, comes great responsibility. And Binky's love for highlighter was not just a harmless quirk, but a ticking time bomb of ink-stained disaster.
It all started with small spills and smudges, but soon the ink was flowing like a river, and our beloved printer was left a mess of colorful proportions.
And so, we ask you, dear readers, to never underestimate the power of a rogue highlighter.
Or, you know, just be careful with your office supplies.