Meet Inky McSplat, the perpetrator of this dastardly crime.
On February 30, 2023, at precisely 13:14:19 PM, our office printer, Bertha, experienced a catastrophic ink-related incident.
Witnesses report seeing a disturbingly large amount of ink splattered throughout the area, with some even suggesting it was a print-ocalypse of epic proportions.
Our expert investigators were unable to pinpoint the exact cause of the incident, but suspect it may have been related to the recent upgrade to the new Print-O-Matic 5000 firmware.
As a result of this incident, Bertha has been replaced with a brand new, ink-free printer, Bertha Jr.
Meet Inky McSplat, the perpetrator of this dastardly crime.
For further information, please contact our Management team.