You've come to The Melancholy Mercantile for the finest hand-crafted, artisanal products that will inevitably let you down.
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Welcome, friend! Come for the overpriced artisanal goods, stay for the crippling existential dread!
You've come to The Melancholy Mercantile for the finest hand-crafted, artisanal products that will inevitably let you down.
Peruse our selection of bespoke, small-batch disappointment: