The Miracle Worker's Manifesto

We, the Miracles Workers' Guild, have gathered here today to declare our grievances against the mundane and the ordinary. We are the ones who make the impossible possible, who part the Red Sea, who walk on water. We are the ones who make you laugh, cry, and wonder.

We demand better working conditions, more adequate snack breaks, and a 4-day workweek. We will not be silenced, we will not be ignored. We will not be forced to wear beige pants to work.

Our demands are not unreasonable. We are the ones who have seen the face of God, who have walked on the sun, who have talked to the trees. We are the ones who know that the only limit to our potential is our imagination.

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