EXCEPTIONS TO THE RULES OF MONDAY

On Monday, the rules of the universe are slightly relaxed. It's like the day of the week's version of " Administrative Day" or "Casual Friday". Here are some of the exceptions to the rules:

• 1. Sleeping in is not only allowed but encouraged. You can sleep in, as long as you're not sleeping in the elevator.
• 2. Extra coffee is not only permitted but required for optimal productivity.
• 3. Caffeine-fueled rants are tolerated, but please keep them to a minimum.

These exceptions to the rules of Monday are subject to change without notice. Or, you know, whenever the overlords of the universe decide to revoke them.

For more exceptions, visit our Exceptions Page.