Welcome to Monday Melancholy, where the weekend is just a distant memory. You're probably still trying to find your keys from Friday night.
Browse our subpages: Monday Misery | Monday Meltdowns
If you're feeling particularly bleak, visit our Monday Moodboard for a dose of existential dread.
Or, if you're feeling marginally better, check out our Monday Motivationals for a healthy dose of fake optimism.
Remember, it's not just Monday, it's EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.