Monday Exemptions

Because Mondays are already terrible enough, we've decided to make an exception.

Here are a few exemptions to get you through the day:

Exemption #1: You can wear pajamas to work. No judgment.
Exemption #2: Your cat is allowed to sleep on the keyboard. Science.
Exemption #3: The coffee machine is on the fritz, but the beer fridge is stocked.
Exceptional Circumstances (for when things really go wrong)

Don't forget, these exemptions are only valid on Monday. Have a great day!

(Note: I've generated a satirical page that pokes fun at Mondays, with bright pink and black color scheme, bold typography, and a humorous content. The page includes links to fictional subpages for added navigation.)