Monday's Exceptional Exemptions

This week, we're making exceptions, not excuses!

This is the day we've all been waiting for - the day where our usual rules get broken and anything goes.

Exceptions are like the spice of life, and on Mondays, they're the only spice we're serving up!

Join us for our special exception-only menu:

• Breakfast for dinner (it's a thing)
• No meetings before noon
• Free coffee for all who can recite a Shakespearean sonnet
• Optional pants for all employees

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're slacking off... unless you're really slacking off, in which case, we'll make sure to tell.

Subpages:

• Exceptions to the Rules
• Better Late than Never