Squirrel Negotiations

Where the Great Outdoors meets High-Stakes Diplomacy

• Bushido Code Red | Olive Oil Outrage
• The Art of Squirrelingtonian Diplomacy | Nutty Protest

We provide a unique blend of bushido code, olive oil, and acorns to facilitate the art of squirrel diplomacy. Our expert team has negotiated with squirrels from across the globe to bring you the most comprehensive guide to high-stakes squirrel talks.

Our services include:

• Expert squirrel whisperers
• Acorn diplomacy consulting
• Bushido code review
• Olive oil procurement and delivery

Don't settle for just any nut, choose Squirrel Negotiations for the best results.

Disclaimer: Our team is not responsible for any lost acorns or squirrels that may result from our services.