Ugh, another day in this never-ending cycle of existence. Why must I be surrounded by the mundane?
Why can't I just teleport to a tropical island with infinite margaritas and a reliable Wi-Fi signal?
But no, instead I'm stuck here, dealing with traffic jams and parking tickets.
Why must I be tormented by the road construction and roadside attractants?
I just wish I could teleport away.
But no, instead I'm stuck in this groundhog day loop of frustration and disappointment.
Well, that's it for today. Sarcasm aside, see you tomorrow.
Or maybe not.