html Road Construction: Where Progress is Slow

Exceptions

Detour Ahead!

Due to unexpected delays, the road is currently a detour.

Estimated completion time: 6-8 hours, or possibly never.

Click here to view detour map Detour Map

Unforeseen Delays

We have encountered unforeseen delays due to a squirrel in the road.

Please direct your attention to the squirrel in question, who is currently demanding snacks.

Click here to view Squirrel Negotiation Protocols Squirrel Negotiations

Random Acts of Chaos