Adulting 101: Tips for the Weekend Whiners Support Group

Why Can't We Just Stay in Bed Today?

Well, for one, you're not 90 years old and your bed is not as comfy as it used to be. Two, you've got bills to pay, and that includes Netflix. Three, your couch isn't exactly what it used to be - all worn out from last weekend's Netflix binge.

But seriously, adulting is hard, and it's okay to have a lazy day. Just remember, it's not just about staying in bed, it's about setting boundaries and being kind to yourself. So take a deep breath, put on your comfiest PJs, and let's get into the adulting tips.

What to Eat When You Just Want to Eat Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

Cereal: the answer to all life's problems. But seriously, when you're in a cereal-induced food coma, you might be wondering what to eat next. Don't worry, friend, we've got some suggestions:

1. Pizza. It's not just for dinner anymore. Try it for lunch or breakfast, and don't @ me.

2. Ramen Noodles. The perfect blend of salty, sweet, and um, more salty.

3. Canned Tuna. It's not just for cats. Try it, trust us, it's...different.

Using Your Entire Weekend to Play Video Games

Listen, we get it. You're a gamer. You've been training for this moment your whole life. But, let's be real, there are bills to pay and laundry to do. Priorities, people!

That being said, here's some tips for gaming like a pro:

1. Invest in a good gaming chair. Your back (and your mom) will thank you.

2. Take breaks to eat pizza. It's not just for dinner anymore. Try it for lunch or breakfast, and don't @ me.

3. Don't @ us when we tell you to get some sleep.