Why Can't We Just Stay in Bed Today?

Because, honestly, it's the best use of your time. The world outside is just so... not worth it.

You know, it's like that old adage: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... but only after a few more hours of sleep."

But seriously, folks, if you must venture out, make sure to pack the essentials: essentials for the inept.