Step 1: Pretend you're a sloth. Just lie down, close your eyes, and pretend you're a sloth. It's not just a pose, it's a lifestyle.
Step 2: Ignore the alarms. Who needs an alarm clock when you've got a gentle reminder of the impending doom that is Monday morning?
Step 3: Watch cat videos. Because, honestly, who needs human connection when you've got cats in onesies?
And, finally, Step 4: Take a nap. You've earned it. You've earned it all.