WHY YOU SHOULD JUST WEAR A HOODIE ALL THE TIME
Are you tired of the sun's constant, soul-sucking rays? Do you find yourself perpetually worried about the consequences of a single, ill-fated tan? Well, fear no more!
Our experts (okay, our moms) have deemed that hoodies are the answer to all of life's problems. And by experts, we mean our experts.
Just think about it: no sunburn, no wrinkles, no awkwardly-placed freckles. What more could you ask for?
Don't wait any longer, join the hoodied revolution!