Why We Need Suntan, Not Suntan

Because Safety is Overrated

You may be thinking, "Why do I need sunscreen? I'm not going to burn." Ah, but that's where you're wrong. Sunburns are like participation trophies: they're a badge of honor, a reminder that you're living life on the edge.

But seriously...

Fine. If you insist on being a responsible adult, here's a list of reasons why you should use sunscreen:

• Prevents premature aging. Like, you know, wrinkles.
• Reduces the risk of skin cancer. Because you want to stick around for a while.
• Protects your skin from the elements. Like, the sun's elements.

Now, we know what you're thinking: "But what about Vitamin D?" Ah, don't be ridiculous. You can get your Vitamin D from milk and other foods. Besides, who needs strong bones when you can have a strong sense of self-preservation?

Conclusion

So there you have it: sunscreen is the unsung hero of the skincare world. It's like a cape, but without the cape-y feel.

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