Frequently Asked Questions (Because You Clearly Need Help)

What is this site even for?

We're glad you asked! This site is for people who enjoy being confused. It's like a puzzle, but with more questions.

Read on, peasant!

Why are all the colors so bright?

We're not sure why we chose these colors, but they seem to make our eyes bleed in a pleasant way.

Maybe the answer is here?

Is this a real FAQ page?

No, it's not. But it's close enough, right?

Check out our other "real" pages for more confusion!