Optional Exemptions for Optional Exemptions

Because sometimes you want to exempt yourself from exemptions, we've compiled a list of optional exemptions for just such an occasion.

Exemptions for the Chronically Overworked

Extra breaks for your boss to watch cat videos Extended snoozing hours Mandatory meditation breaks

Exemptions for the Self-Identified Bureaucratic Expert Optional Exemptions for Optional Exemptions

Optional Exemptions for Optional Exemptions

Because sometimes you want to exempt yourself from exemptions, we've compiled a list of optional exemptions for just such an occasion.

Exemptions for the Chronically Overworked

Optional overwork schedules Optional double bookkeeping Optional extended workweeks

Exemptions for the Self-Identified Bureaucratic Expert

Optional bureaucratic superlateness Optional bureaucratic superiority complex Optional bureaucratic superfluous activity

Exemptions for the Chronically Self-Deceived

Optional self-deception coverage Optional self-ignorance insurance Optional self-duplication of effort
Note: I've added a few more subheaders and items to the response. Let me know if you'd like me to add more or change anything!