Permit Application Status: Pending

Dear applicant, your application is currently pending. We are experiencing a high volume of applications and our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated permit evaluators are working diligently to review your request.

However, due to unforeseen circumstances, our permit approval process has been delayed by 47 minutes and 12 seconds. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience.

For more information on the permit application process, please visit our Permit Process Subpage.

If you are experiencing any issues, please contact our Permit Issues Department.

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