Step 1: Prepare to Leave. Put on your pants, they're a real pain in the butt.
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Step 2: Open the door. Don't forget, this is the part where you actually leave.
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Step 3: Exit the building. Don't be that guy who just stands in the doorway, you're not a hero.
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And that's it! Congratulations, you've exited the bathroom.
Celebrate Your Success with a nice cold drink and a shower.