The Unexpectant Manifesto

Article I: The Unexpectant Shall Not Be Expected to be On-Time

Article II: The Unexpectant Shall Not Be Expected to Follow the Rules of Society

Article III: The Unexpectant Shall Not Be Expected to Care About Your Problems

Article IV: The Unexpectant Shall Not Be Expected to Apologize for Being Right

Article V: The Unexpectant Shall Not Be Expected to Wear Socks

Article VI: The Unexpectant Shall Not Be Expected to Use a Towel During Intercourse

Article VI Bonus Section: The Unexpectant Shall Be Expected to Use a Towel During Intercourse, but Only if it's a Really Big Towel

Towel Protocol | Socks: Overrated | Being Right is Everything