Article 1, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a wet blanket
Article 1, Section 2: Thou shalt not forget to bring a towel
Article 2, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a snitch
Article 2, Section 2: Thou shalt not use the towel for anything other than its intended purpose
Article 3, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a drama llama
Article 3, Section 2: Thou shalt not use the towel as a weapon
Article 4, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a space cadet
Article 4, Section 2: Thou shalt not use the towel to clean up after thyself
Article 5, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a towel-rag
Article 5, Section 2: Thou shalt not hoard the towels
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