The Towel Protocol: A Code of Conduct

Article 1, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a wet blanket

Article 1, Section 2: Thou shalt not forget to bring a towel

Article 2, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a snitch

Article 2, Section 2: Thou shalt not use the towel for anything other than its intended purpose

Article 3, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a drama llama

Article 3, Section 2: Thou shalt not use the towel as a weapon

Article 4, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a space cadet

Article 4, Section 2: Thou shalt not use the towel to clean up after thyself

Article 5, Section 1: Thou shalt not be a towel-rag

Article 5, Section 2: Thou shalt not hoard the towels

Learn more about the lighter side of the Towel Protocol

Interpretations of the Towel Protocol by notable scholars

Criticisms of the Towel Protocol by the towel-skeptics