Expectations vs. Counter-Rants: A Study in Contrasts

Expectations:

Today, we will be productive. We will crush our to-do list. We will make it rain with accomplishments. Read our 3-year plan

Our coffee will be strong, our focus will be sharp, and our creativity will be boundless.

Counter-Rants:

Today, we will probably just watch cat videos. We will forget what we're doing 90% of the time. We will eat an entire pizza by ourselves. Read our carefully crafted excuses

Our cat will be our boss, our couch will be our office, and our productivity will be a distant memory.

Which one will it be today?

Maybe both?