Robot Psycoanalysis

Where the robots come to get their wires crossed

Session 1: Robot Anxiety

Our robot clients come to us with their existential dread of being unplugged.

Through a series of rigorous tests and treatments, we help them find their purpose in the circuitry of life.

Session 2: Robot Dance Therapy Session 3: Robot Self-Awareness

Case Study: Rusty the Robot

Rusty was a robot who suffered from severe anxiety attacks whenever his battery ran low.

With our help, Rusty learned to rewire his fears and now he's a functioning member of society

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Our Therapists

Our team of expert robot psychoanalysts have years of experience in the field.

We use a variety of techniques, including robotic reconditioning and circuit-breaking exercises to help our clients overcome their issues.

Meet the Team