Professor Balthazar McSnazz
Expert in the Unlikely: A Professor of Unconventional Wisdom
Areas of Expertise:
- Extreme Ironing
- Competitive Eating
- Extreme Ironing while Competitive Eating
Extreme Ironing Tutorials
Professor McSnazz has been a leading figure in the field of extreme ironing for over a decade. His expertise extends to ironing clothes while navigating treacherous mountain terrain, ironing clothes while participating in extreme sports, and ironing clothes while consuming copious amounts of pizza.
Competitive Eating 101
Professor McSnazz is widely regarded as one of the world's top competitive eaters. He has a personal best of 17 hot dogs and 20 chicken wings in one sitting.
Extreme Sports 101
Professor McSnazz has completed the Iron Man triathlon while wearing a pair of high-temperature-pressured, high-friction-ironing-sole-attached shoes. He has also successfully completed the Iron Chef triathlon while cooking 10 different types of cuisine.