As the world's greatest expert in all things duck-related, I'm here to guide you through the murky waters of quacking etiquette.
Q: How do I become a master of the ancient art of napping on a sunny patch of grass?
A: Ah, my fine-feathered friend, it's quite simple, really: find the perfect spot, fluff your feathers, and snooze. And remember, a true master of the art never wakes up until the sun has reached its peak.
For more expert advice on napping, check out our Nap-Tastic Techniques subpage.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Duckworth's Greatest Mistakes, where I share my most epic blunders.