Dr. Brad's Expertise

Dr. Brad is an expert in all things obscure and useless. His areas of expertise include:

- The art of folding a fitted sheet in under 7 seconds

- The science of optimal sandwich-toothpick ratios

- Advanced techniques for organizing ones' cat's hairballs

His clients include:

- Burger King

- Microsoft

Dr. Brad is a published author in the fields of

- Sheets and Sandwiches

- Optimizing Cat Hairballs

His many awards include:

- The Best Folding Sheet Award

- The Innovative Cat Hairball Solution Award