Our Exceptionally Exceptional, Extraordinary, and Utterly Unmatched Achievements

Here at the Institute of Exceptionalism, we take our achievements very seriously_goals seriously. We've got a whole wing dedicated to the art of making the ordinary, extraordinary. Our Exceptional Artisans have crafted a masterpiece: the world's largest, most intricate, and most unnecessarily complicated toaster.

But wait, there's more! Our Exceptional Engineers have also managed to create a working prototype of a toaster that can only be powered by the hum of the national anthem, 'The Star-Spangled Banner'. It's a real crowd-pleaser at our annual Exceptionalism Fest.

Don't even get us started on prophets. We've got an Exceptional Prophet who's got a 100% accuracy rate on every guess. It's a true marvel, folks.