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Our Terrible Terms and Conditions

By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by the following completely-not-made-up rules:

  1. By using our website, you agree to give us all of your firstborn children in exchange for a free t-shirt.
  2. We reserve the right to change our mind about anything at any time without warning or explanation.
  3. You must wear our logo on your sleeve at all times while on our premises.
  4. Our terms and conditions are subject to change without notice, like, ever.

See also our Privacy Policy (or lack thereof), Cookie Policy (we have cookies, don't you dare ask), and Disclaimer of Absurdity.

Disclaimer of Absurdity

We make no warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to the warranty of fitness for a particular purpose. Or anything.

We are not responsible for any damage caused by our website, including but not limited to: eye strain, laughter-induced tears, or spontaneous combustion.

By using this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of the inherent risks of using the internet, including but not limited to: cat pictures, memes, and existential dread.

Cookie Policy (we have cookies, don't you dare ask)

We use cookies to track your every move, your every click, your every thought. And by "every move" we mean "your every click" and by "your every thought" we mean "your every move".

We also use cookies to make you buy more of our terrible merchandise, like our "I'd rather be surfing" t-shirts.