Egg-Cellar - A breakfast where eggs live in a dark, damp cave, and you have to find them in the walls.

Pancake Paranoia - A breakfast where your pancake is always on the verge of attacking you, so you have to wear a hazmat suit just to eat it.

Bacon Void Void - A breakfast where the bacon is so hot it'll melt the fabric of space and time, making your toast disappear into the abyss.