Extreme Siesta: The Ultimate
Relaxation Destination

We're not just a website, we're
a state of mind. Or rather, a state
ประก of mind.

Here, you'll find the most
extreme relaxation techniques,
guaranteed to put you into a
coma within 5 minutes or less.

Or, you know, just hang out
and enjoy the background image
of a brick wall. It's really
breathtaking.

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