Welcome to the Faculty of Fancy Pants

Where our esteemed professors wear pants that are fancier than your aunt's living room.

• Madame Katerine's Thesis: "The Art of Wearing Pants with Fancier Elegance"
• Doctor Brown Cowboyd's Dissertation: "The Impact of Fanciness on Crop Yield"
• Madame Katerine's Teaching Schedule: A Guide to Not Being Late
• Doctor Brown Cowboyd's Course Catalog: A List of Things That Are Not Fanciful Enough