Welcome, student! I'm Professor Brusque, the greatest mind the world has ever known. My area of expertise is in the obscure art of Extreme Pong.
Extreme Pong is a discipline that combines the physical and mental disciplines of Pong with the thrill of near-death experience. It's a game for the truly brave.
My research focuses on the aerodynamics of table tennis paddles and the kinetic energy required to generate a 5-point serve.
Want to learn more? Click on these links:
Learn to Pong like the Pros | Extreme Pong Theory 101
Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Extreme Pong Lab for a chance to test your skills against the world's most elite Pongers.