A guide to learning the Brusque Method
Welcome to the Brusque Method, where we're redefining the way you learn. Or, at the very least, where we're redefining the way you pretend to learn.
The Brusque Method: A Five-Step Process
- Step 1: Confusion
Start by confusing the student. Make them wonder why they ever bothered showing up to class.
- Step 2: Overcomplication
Add unnecessary complexity to your lesson plan. Make them question every basic concept.
- Step 3: Sarcasm
Use sarcasm to make the student feel inferior. This will ensure they're motivated to learn, or at least, motivated to pretend to learn.
- Step 4: Randomness
Mix things up. Introduce unrelated topics out of nowhere, just for fun.
- Step 5: Abrupt Termination
End the lesson abruptly, leaving the student with more questions than answers. This will ensure they're left feeling both confused and annoyed.