Here are some of the most epic fails in our company's history.
Each of these failed launches was a stepping stone to greatness.
Or not.
Either way, we learned.
Or not.
We minimalistly designed this page to be as boring as possible.
Because, honestly, who needs design?
Or functionality?
Or, really, anything else?
But we did it anyway.
Because, why not?
Right?
Uh, I think so.
Wait, what_goals were we trying to achieve again?
View Notes(Note: These notes will likely contain more failed ideas.)
Thanks for visiting our Failed Launches page.
Or, you know, not.
We're still working on the whole "launching things" thing.
Don't tell our investors.
Our failed launches have failed so many people.
We're pretty sure of it.