Failed New Year's Resolutions Log

Here's where the dreams went to die.

2023:

• Learn a new language: Abandoned 1/2 way through Duolingo, now stuck on "I will eat the cheese" in 17 languages.
• Eat 5 fruits/vegetables a day: Currently subsisting on pizza sauce and regret.
• Read 1 book a week: Still stuck on page 3 of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" for 6 months.

Other notable failures:

• Get a 6 pack: See the Abandoned Gym Membership Log.
• Start a new hobby: Check out the Failed Woodworking Project Log.
• Learn to cook: Visit the Burnt Food Log.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Do not attempt to replicate our failures.